How’s your day going? If you’re the kind of person that finds inspiration and motivation in deep quotes, you’ve come to the right place (sort of).
Well, I do find these quotes deeply funny, and that’s not so bad on a Monday, right?
There’s a slight chance that the internet mistakenly attributed these quotes to random famous people, but I refuse to believe that. As we all know, nobody ever lies on the internet.
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
A. A. Milne
“Don’t let the muggles get you down.”
J.K. Rowling
“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
George Carlin
“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”
Mark Twain
“Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.”
Ellen Degeneres
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
Dalai Lama
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
Lily Tomlin
“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
Bill Watterson
“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.”
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
Dave Barry
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
Cathy Guisewite
Do you have a favorite silly quote? Let me know in the comments!
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 inspirational quotes || These might not be the deepest quotes, but they are wonderfully silly and just my kind of Monday Motivation. #quote #motivation #quotes)
awesome quotes! definitely brightened my day =)
Thank you! That’s all I could hope for. Hope the rest of your week is lovely as well x
Gosh, I had a fit of the giggles!! Thank you for sharing, have a great day!! XX
Haha, that’s perfect! You too x
Hahaha thanks for the pick me up! I love the GIF from a very potter musical 🙂
Mili
No problem! I love everything from a very potter musical, of course I had to use a gif from them 😉
Aah I love these, definitely put a smile on my face! 🙂 Hope you’ll have an amazing week x
Sara
So glad to hear that! Thank you, you too x
I loved all of these quotes, especially the Ellen one and the Alice Roosevelt one. This post has definitely set me up with a smile for the day, hope you have a good day too x
The Ellen one is a favorite of mine too! Thank you so much, the same goes for you x
These quotes made me laugh, I especially liked the one about following someone else’s path through the woods haha.
Rosy | Sparkles of Light Blog
Haha, it’s just perfectly silly 😀
I love comedy. These are the quotes people need to see to remember to relax and not take everything so seriously all of the time. They remind you to live. This was a unique idea!
a) I love your new design
b) These quotes are precisely describing my whole life. Thank you 😛
xx
Thank you! I’m actually a bit proud of it too 😀 haha
OMG I loved this! Hahahaha! Such a funny idea
Thank you Sarah Ann 🙂
Very cute, Anna! Love it.