19 Things You’ll Never Hear a Fit girl say

As you start getting into fitness, you’ll slowly notice it comes with a weird set of habits and expressions.

… Or maybe it’s just me that’s weird?

I don’t have to pee

Why would I eat CARBS?

I stay away from the weights room, I don’t want to get bulky

I’ll just skip dessert

I hate walking around in activewear all day, so embarrasing

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Thank you for spotting me without asking for permission creepy dude

I should just stick to one serving of peanut butter

Yes good sir, now that you’ve pointed out how my muscles make me look like a man I’ll totally stop working out because the purpose of my existence is to be attractive to you.

I hate all-you-can-eat restaurants, there’s just too much food

I hate sore muscles

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No thank you, I’m not hungry

I love wearing jeans, it’s easy to find a pair that fits both my butt, thighs and calves at the same time

I’ll just go easy on the protein

I hate sweating

Why on earth would I but another pair of leggings?

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It may be Christmas, but I don’t need to eat that much

Nah, I’ll just have a simple bowl of oats without a gazillion different fruits and berrites

Everyone on the internet doesn’t need to know I worked out today

I love burpees


Now if reading this has made you angry, you’re thinking this is stupid and hyberbolic, I have some news for you:

You’re probably right. I obviously meant for this to be hyperbolic. It’s called exaggeration for comedic purposes. Because I don’t want to take myself so serious that I can’t make fun of me.

Which of these, if any, apply to you? What’s something you’d never say?


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As you start getting into fitness, you'll slowly notice it comes with a weird set of habits and expressions... Or maybe I'm just weird!
As you start getting into fitness, you'll slowly notice it comes with a weird set of habits and expressions... Or maybe I'm just weird!

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