Hi friend, how are you doing? I hope your answer is chocolate because chocolate is always the answer. Maybe not the right answer, but it’s always a delicious one 🙂
Sometimes quotes can be a source of inspiration and motivation. Sometimes their attempt to be deep just seem dumb. And sometimes, they are flat out silly, and I love that!
I’ve been kind of down lately, but I’m trying to turn it around. And these silly quotes made me smile (+ watching puppy videos, obviously).
So here you have 15 (+- counting is hard)
not so inspirational quotes. And if you can’t get enough, here’s a post with 11 more.
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Listen to your heart. When you hear it stop beating, seek medical attention.
My life is like a romantic comedy, except there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing at my own jokes.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party
– Ron White
Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad
– Norm Papernick
Some people are like clouds. when they disappear, it’s a beautiful day
Success comes only to those who ignore the naysayers and the bloodcurdling screams that they’re going the wrong way.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
– Mark Twain
What I’m looking for is a blessing that’s not in disguise
– Kitty O’Neill Collins
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
– Will Rogers
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
– Dave Barry
When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “Plot twist!” and move on
– Molly Wies
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
– Steven Wright