11 (Not So) Inspirational Quotes

How’s your day going? If you’re the kind of person that finds inspiration and motivation in deep quotes, you’ve come to the right place (sort of).

Well, I do find these quotes deeply funny, and that’s not so bad on a Monday, right?

There’s a slight chance that the internet mistakenly attributed these quotes to random famous people, but I refuse to believe that. As we all know, nobody ever lies on the internet.

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“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

– A. A. Milne

“Don’t let the muggles get you down.”

– J.K. Rowling

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”

– George Carlin

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”

– Mark Twain

“Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.”

– Ellen Degeneres

11 (not so) inspirational quotes || These might not be the deepest quotes, but they are wonderfully silly and just my kind of Monday Motivation

Shirt says “I’d rather be sleeping”. Pretty accurate to be honest.


 

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

– Dalai Lama

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”

– Lily Tomlin

“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”

– Bill Watterson

“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.”

– Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”

– Dave Barry

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”

– Cathy Guisewite


Do you have a favorite silly quote? Let me know in the comments!



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