How’s your day going? If you’re the kind of person that finds inspiration and motivation in deep quotes, you’ve come to the right place (sort of).
Well, I do find these quotes deeply funny, and that’s not so bad on a Monday, right?
There’s a slight chance that the internet mistakenly attributed these quotes to random famous people, but I refuse to believe that. As we all know, nobody ever lies on the internet.
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
– A. A. Milne
“Don’t let the muggles get you down.”
– J.K. Rowling
“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
– George Carlin
“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”
– Mark Twain
“Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.”
– Ellen Degeneres
Shirt says “I’d rather be sleeping”. Pretty accurate to be honest.
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
– Dalai Lama
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
– Lily Tomlin
“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
– Bill Watterson
“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.”
– Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
– Dave Barry
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
– Cathy Guisewite
Do you have a favorite silly quote? Let me know in the comments!